The crappiest bunch of craps who ever crapped. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. The national media will rank us 1-2 in the bottom 10. Chris Fowler will cleverly write "Washington Needs a Bailout!" Yuck yuck yuck, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, something something something, etc etc etc....
No need to over-analyze or break down the numbers. You know the drill, all too well I'm afraid. To think that Brinkhater was actually considering going to watch this 58-0 monstrosity in a rainstorm? Uh, yeah, probably a good call to stay home.
But today, I don't know what is more striking - that UW and WSU were both shut out on the same day, the first time that's happened since 1948? That they lost by a combined score of 114-0? I could go on, but I won't. How about the thing I thought I would NEVER see? It's November, and there is one win - COMBINED - between both schools. Think about that. November, and there is ONE win, and it's not even a division-one style victory at that. Never in my lifetime could I envision such a thing.
And now, Jessica Alba. Enjoy your Sunday.