Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Breaking News!!!

A corporate executive in Northern California just told me, Sir Alex Brinkhater, that rumors are "flying" around that a major development is in process with our beloved football stadium.

Stayed tuned, Cougar Nation, and prepare a bunch of tissues for all the Puppy Lovers out there.

This is going to be special.

8 comments:

spider rico said...

It is either Starbucks, Boeing or Microsoft. Has to be. Cougfan hinted at it last month in their 5/11 seen-n-heard:

Envision Glenn Johnson on the PA: “We’re brewing up what figures to be a great game today here at the Starbucks Coffee Grounds.”

Or how about Keith Jackson telling a national television audience: “You can bet the Cougar offense will be airing things out here at Boeing Field in the Horizon Air Football Hangar.”


"how about Keith Jackson telling a national television audience: “You can bet the Cougar offense will be airing things out here at Boeing Field

Anonymous said...

1. Ichiro CF
2. Jose Lopez 2B
3. Raul Ibanez LF
4. Jose Vidro DH
5. Adrian Beltre 3B
6. Jeremy Reed RF
7. Richie Sexson 1B
8. Kenji Johjima C
9. Yuniesky Betancourt SS

JOSE VIDRO 4TH!?!?!? FIRE EVERYONE!

tiltingright said...

So, there's "Breaking News" that there will soon be breaking news???

*sigh*

Σ (FormerlyKnownAsBrinkHater) said...

You betcha, but I'm not going to do anything right now that would muk it up for all of us...

But read between the lines and you'll know what you'll really know soon, you know?

"Ah Mindy, heavy sigh."

-Mork from Ork

Sedihawk said...

It is breaking news that we have that is far, far too early for public consumption. You might put it together pretty quickly if you read between the lines. BH is right though, it's something that shouldn't be out there yet in fear of blowing the whole thing. But rest assured TiltingRight, it IS GOOD NEWS. It should be out there some time this month.

CougarJen said...

Duh. I figured it out in 3 seconds but I will not spill. I hope it is financially the right thing and Sterk not simply settling for any sponsor they can get. It could be big $$ for a program that needs the dough.

Dreamliner said...

So what you're saying is that we'll be OWING Jim Sterk a pat on the back as soon as this sponsorship with an "unknown" coproration gets GOING and the money starts FLOWING?

Now I'll TAKE OFF like Peter Cottontail and hop away...

BOING, BOING, BOING...

Σ (FormerlyKnownAsBrinkHater) said...

I totally get on one hand why you all are taking this news like I just handed you a plate of stale saltines with a bit of flat gingerale and said "but imagine the great food that will be coming sometime soon."

At the same time, I would also think that you all might be JUST a little psyched that we may be WELL on our way to having something that would AT LEAST put us on some footing with OSU and Reser.

Think about what that program has done since that Stadium, folks. When you couple that a new Cougar-Gold man at the helm, and this "pseudo-news" means more than what you've given it.